Jamie: No relationship. No emotions. Just sex.Dylan: Whatever happens, we stay friends.Jamie: Swear.Dylan: Swear.
You know what I discovered? It's not who you wanna spend Friday night with. It's who you wanna spend all day Saturday with. Do you know what that feels like?
Tommy: Oh! Right! Right! Like that's how Warren Buffett got rich. He took doors off of things! Hey, everybody wants a short cut in life. My guide book is very simple. You wanna lose weight? Stop eating, fatty! You wanna make money? Work your ass off, lazy! You wanna be happy? Find someone you like and never let him go. Or her if you're into that kinda of...creepy shit.
Not my kind of thing but it's real funny, eh!